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theamericankid:

I can’t love this enough

sarahcl1994:

If I was ever I the woods and I saw this…. I would piss my pants and immediately assume that the hounds of hell were right on my heels! 😖😱🏃💨

sparklefaeryglitterlumpkins:

YOU JUST DISCOVERED POTOOS?
Let me give you a thing I photoshopped earlier in the year

I’M GOING TO CRY THIS IS PERFECTION

inthecac:

‘Go Home Moon, You’re Drunk’a modern bedtime story
In the great green roomthere was a telephoneand a red balloonand a picture of…
The cow jumping over the moon And there were three little bears sitting on chairs
And two little kittens And a pair of mittensAnd a little toy house And a young mouse
And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mushAnd a quiet old lady who was whispering “hush.”
Go home room, you’re drunk. Go home moon, you’re drunk.Go home cow jumping over the moon, you’re drunk.
Go home light, you’re drunk, and go home red balloon, you’re drunk.Go home bears, you’re drunk. Go home chairs, you’re drunk.
Go home kittens, you’re drunk, and go home mittens, you’re drunk.Go home clocks, you’re drunk, and go home socks, you’re drunk.
Go home little house, you’re drunk, and go home little mouse, you’re drunk.Go home comb, you’re drunk, and go home brush, you’re drunk.
Go home nobody, you’re drunk. Go home mush, you’re drunk.And go home old lady whispering “hush,” you’re drunk.
Go home stars, you’re drunk. Go home air, you’re drunk.
Go home noises everywhere, you’re drunk.

prettygirlsmakinguglyfaces:

http://cougarmeat.tumblr.com/
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! This rules! I’m a huge fan of the fucked up chin pics :)